Make Portland Weird Again shirts are now available.
Can you hear the echoes? Apply within.
Do you miss the Portland that used to be filled with dreamers, misfits, and risk takers? The wild west where anything goes and everything is accepted has long been settled. The city has been sanitized and made safe for everyone else. Those complacent with the normal and mundane can now take refuge in Portland free from fear of the weird. Fortunately echoes of the Old Weird Portland remain. It is up to those that can hear them to resurrect the voice anew. Get ready to sing for soon the choir will be whole and in the cacophony, beauty again.
The time for stirring the sea of stagnation draws near Portland…stay tuned.